I want a milkshake. It will only serve to make me feel full, probably bloated and cranky in the end, but while I'm drinking it, it will be awesome. I'm thinking a black and white milkshake. Those are the best. Keep it simple. Milkshakes made with ice creams that have chocolate chips or various other chunks of stuff in them are annoying, and too complicated. You can't drink them with a straw. Obviously sometimes if you get a thick enough milkshake you can't drink it through a straw anyway until it melts a bit. I really can't a milkshake, but it's late and I don't feel like getting out of my pajamas. This is a sad predicament.